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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Please don't remind current-state Disney of this, unless you want to see yet another beloved franchise destroyed in an inconceivable way.

That seems to be Disney's only achievable direction right now. Massacring all creativity out of everything they own for sake of...I can't even tell anymore, but apparently it's somehow not even money.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We'll end up with a live action The Muppet Movie remake only starring humans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That’s so meta I’d actually be interested to see how they pull it off..

Poorly, that’s a given, but beyond that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

cats style CGI fursuits, except now it's kermit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

We would get things like Treasure Island where Tim Curry's part is played by a single Muppet. So yeah, not great.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

In the wrong accent and cadence "high ho, Kermit The Frog here"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's not just Disney digging the graveyard to sell more rotting remains and wondering why they don't go for top dollar; it's the lot of them. FREAKY FRIDAY is coming out again.

What's next? Non-racist Chitty Chitty bang-bang? Twin child actors again with yet another parent trap?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

A24 presents 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖕