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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not true, Bolsonaro fucked chickens

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Next weeks headline is going to be him in a hospital bed recovering from bird flu that somehow required him getting another surgery on his gut

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Just to be clear, I'm not kidding. He was on TV at one point talking about how he and his friends all fucked hens because (according to him) that's just what you do when you grow up on a farm. I wonder if he crippled his immune system with that shit.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Maybe he's just haunted by a poultrygeist

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ok listen this one can't be true, like if he said that then he made it up. Because you literally can't fuck a chicken, that kills them very quickly. People have tried, and they don't try twice lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think they were his chickens, so he might have been killing them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Huh, then yeah I guess that's possible in theory kombucha-disgust

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

If you read the memoir of poet Reinaldo Arenas, he said he would fuck chickens on his family farm as a kid, so that is probably when Bolsonaro did this as well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

im gonna need more than three sentences on this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You'll probably find it about as fast as me, depending on how much wading you will tolerate. I swear this used to be more available, I saw the video of him saying it! Apparently the program he said it on was called CQC and is not airing anymore, but that article is understandably more concerned with his cartoonish racism and homophobia.

I think this is it? It's not subtitled, though

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Thanks for confirming heart-sickle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

holy shit. thank you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Classic Brazilian humour though, let's be real here.