I imaginge this like a fallout video game where you have low intelligence and slightly higher charisma. You forgot the part where they are all voiced from his speeches saying things like: "I am smart because my uncle was a professor at MIT."

"This hurricane was the wettest in terms of water"

"Covfefe"

"I'm treated worse than Aberham Lincoln, by the press"

"This country is doing well, in so many ways, but there's such divisiveness."

"When youre a star, they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy"

"There were many fine people on both sides."

"There are things we can do with light, that kill the virus instantly. Bleach also seems like a good idea"

There are a lot of quotes that would make the dumbest dialog possibilities in a Fallout like VG