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Can't have defense anymore. because of woke (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Fish@midwest.social 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Apparently, Google is the queen of woke.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It's annoying that these big, evil corporations that woke people hate are considered "woke" by conservatives.

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[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It's annoying

I find it hilarious that Google is getting hate from both sides. It's not like they don't deserve it, DEI aside.

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's simply amazing to consider YouTube an enemy when YouTube is basically the soul reason right wing propaganda has spread to the level that it has today. YouTube is the breeding ground for the alt right. Their complaint is literally the opposite of reality, and as I type that I realize I've typed that a lot before haven't I? Same old shit I guess.

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 2 years ago

But what other company can I rely on to give me a megaphone to tell people how much I'm being silenced?

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[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think more that they mean that alphabet has a massive dei programs. Special teams for minorities, required reporting on dei compliance for orgs, and official recognition of minority holidays etc for their employee base.

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[–] cacheson@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Fellas, is it woke for YouTube to funnel viewers towards pro-fascist videos?

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[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

To awaken the spirit of a nation, to feel the will of God, Family and Country. That's pretty woke, though not exactly uhh good

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

DEI is woke. I guess I should've realized this sooner.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Treating everyone with basic human decency = "woke"

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

I know I should be angry, but honestly the copywriting on this is cracking my shit up. "So woke they never sleep" these bigots are comedy gold.

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[+] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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