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Cat owners be like (startrek.website)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

Bruh I was dead asleep when I had my toes attacked by one cat and my face attacked by the other.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Your own fault for having a face and toes and dangling both in front of feral killers. Also, they wanted food and you chose to selfishly indulge in resting your body while your superiors literally fought starvation with their last bit of strength left. I also assume the bottom of the feeding bowl was visible, you monster! You probably deserve everything you got.

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