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Just why (lemmy.sdf.org)
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[–] [S] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

https://zerobytes.monster/post/167810 https://lemm.ee/post/1621705

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Okay, firstly, I'm not sure Gurgaon exists. Yes, I looked it up, yes it appears to have its own wikipedia entry and all that. But that just SOUNDS like a fantasy kingdom ruled by an evil wizard. So I would NOT trust any callgirls from some evil magical realm, thankyouverymuch.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Right? Like you'd end up with magical form of syphilis, and you have to seek out a reclusive old warlock (who is trapped in the form of a talking animal due to a curse from a wizard duel in his youth) who is the only one in the kingdom who knows the secret to making the cure potion. You have to do this before the spell-charged spirochetes eat your brain and turn you into some kind of evil undead wraith.

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