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brb, testing this out
Make sure to shit your pants first
most people shit their pants after dying. Fucking casuals
What if the shit has to be actively leaving your body at the same time your soul is leaving your body?
Same thing, perhaps
i think it's like the matrix. is the shit in your pants an inalienable part of your core identity? then yes.
Based on prior art Ghosts (2019) it can be inferred that not only will there be shit in your pants but the shit will reappear if you attempt to clean them.
I haven't sighted this text, i must defer to your poop ghost expertise
Only if you die mid-shit. Then its unfinished business.
Oooh and then you stalk the earth looking for the other half of your turd
moot question since shitting your pants gives you temporary invincibility
Nudists stay winning
Personally I would take a ghost shower
waffle ghost stomp
It depends if shitting was the thing that killed you
dies from pissing
becomes ghost
somehow ends up with ghost shit in ghost pants
teased by ghosts for eternity
teased by ghosts for eternity
Nah, just a couple millenia of hazing
Somebody find Elvis' ghost.
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2026
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