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[-] Skua@kbin.earth 96 points 1 week ago
[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 15 points 1 week ago
[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

How dare you say I can't read?!

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah? I bet I can blue this, checkmate, Atheists!

[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear; I can read this

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 6 days ago

Only the most shallow reading.

[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 49 points 1 week ago

I admit it. I like pancakes, to a point.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 week ago

well if it isn't the Fuckler themself. brave of you to show your face here

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Go solve some gruesome murders in a homey sweater with a haunted look in your eye likely young female sidekick and lots of snow that probably means something, fuck head!

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

this is how you just did me

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Fucking waffle hater over here!

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

Where is the line, Mr and or Miss TooManyPancakes??

[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago

It takes a lot of pancakes, let me assure you

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 week ago

So, when outpancaked you turn to cheese?

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Meh, bread is a weak breakfast. I prefer ale after coffee.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just make sure to chew on a wooden toothpick, you need fiber too!

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The rule of thumb is to basically ignore any reply starting with "So". There's plenty of them around Lemmy too; people doing gaslight gymnastics. There's no discussion to be had, just fallacies stacked on each other in the pursuit of dopamine and a sense of self-security.

[-] XLE@piefed.social 36 points 1 week ago

So many people resort to these fallacies, too. It's difficult to navigate.

[-] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 26 points 1 week ago
[-] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

So: a needle pulling thread.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago
[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

As pedantic as "Actually" is, at least they're usually adding something. No one asked for it, but it is something.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago
[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 10 points 1 week ago

So much nuance has been lost on the internet

[-] Jaycifer@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

So you’re saying there is zero nuance on the internet ?! ;P

[-] elvith@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

_So_metimes you need to be a bit more nuanced in your decisions.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

_So_meBODY once told me...

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

So, about that, ...how dare you sir! /s

[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

There are two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

...and... those who can interpolate from incomplete datasets?

[-] Alberat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

... sandwiches.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You only said one person! In this essay…

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Thank you for coming to my pancake breakfast.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

So you don’t have waffle breakfasts?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Get behind me satan

[-] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago

As if Twitter is for rational discussion. Instead, it’s the daily Two Minute Hate.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

it fucked me up learning what "main character of the day" is

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 9 points 1 week ago

Lemmy too. Every fucking time.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

What, you hate Piefed?

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago
[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

How the fuck did you know that?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's all because of capitalism.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Up the workers

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

You only ask for pancakes at Waffle House once. And, no one laughs.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They brought you some pancakes?

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I think this is true but more for just online shit in general.

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I think this is true but more for just ~~online~~ shit in general

FTFY

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Only people that suck are still at twitter.

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