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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The only parts that aren't true is that I have friends coming to sleep over and I'm 34.

I have no friends and I am 38.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This is exactly my life! Except for friends ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You mean my roommates car
They got me a sweet race car bed last year

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You should ask your roommates to get you a CB radio for Christmas so you can talk to other car beds!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't have time to play video games ๐Ÿ˜”.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are you in highschool? Grow up! /S

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why the /S? When you grow up you have plenty of time to play video games.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bought Mario Wonder and it's been sitting on my desk, still wrapped, for two weeks.

Damn...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I was SOOOooo loking forward to playing "the new Doom", so I wated... and waited... and waited... and I greew up, found a job, had a kid, and... now I don't have time to play ๐Ÿ˜”.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The first part. Stay with the first part. No need for that ending.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Shit, I'm fine with the ending, I wish I was 34 again

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is so bullshit.

Super Spider Mario Man hasn't even left alpha.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One more time ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The video for this one is so good