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I choose Mufasa

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Jesus of Nazareth

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Captain planet.

Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!

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Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord

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That is outrageous! It's unfair!

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There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀

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Winnie the Pooh for the irony

You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

This will be an interesting meeting.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 21 hours ago

Hermes Conrad. He's got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.

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Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.

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Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.

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The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

[-] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.

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Nausicaa president

Saitama vice

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King Julien. No one comes close.

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I gather you like to move it move it?

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And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!

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I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.

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Wile E. Coyote should be US president

He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation's revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.

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let's be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the "acme" brand.

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Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.

If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).

Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Jessica Rabbit.

All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago

Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!

Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago

Keith David's president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

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if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i'd vote for ralph wiggum.

if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i'd vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.

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A lot less evil but the same corruption and ineptitude

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... a senile version of him IS actually the president.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

Nah. Johnny respected consent.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

squidward tentacles

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Well. There was a tos cartoon so spock.

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