They’re bringing back K9?

That is the dog equivalent of Half-Life 2's stalkers. There is no way this is a coincidence.

Many criteria are used to pick best in breed for the cyberdog category including traction, the total length of wiring, and quality of audio equipment (especially the subwoofers).

HL2 Stalker ass lookin' dog.

Wow, eldritch horrors beyond my imagination. Today has just been a wild ride for me.

Existence is suffering

I hate this dog.

Clearly the battery is positioned there in order to enable charging via belly rubs

Marjorie Taylor Greene

counter warfare to the gun cat

Birds were just a deception all along

Yes, you can walk him. Ofcourse after he goes, you have to refill the canister.

Futurama - Robo Puppy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKq4C8ReooA

An American artist's (mistaken) drawing of how the Digesting Dog may have worked

I can't tell if this manmade horror beyond my comprehension is more of a Warhammer 40k space marine or a Trench Crusade monster.

I'm gonna pet it anyways

Robogreyhound

NOPE

Doggy Style

The only dog Elmo ever loved.

Poor boy, what did they do to you in the mane of science? What are their addresses?

Vaal Hazak may not be that far behind

AI slop

Edit: Not actually AI nor slop