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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

Boat rule

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[-] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago

I really like 'Unsinkable II'. It's got layers.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Like cool sedimentary rocks.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What about a parfait? Everybody likes a parfait!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Like thermoclines :D

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Friend of a friend had "Sail Hatin". Best I've heard yet.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Magnificent !

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmm.

  • Still Afloat?
  • Usain Boat
  • I Worked Overtime For This
  • Not A Pirate Ship
  • The Hullaballoos
  • Aitch-Emm-Ess Vincible
  • and, obviously, Boaty McBoatface
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dock Holiday

Dock Marlins

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
  • Ship Stinks
  • Hope Floats
  • Float Some
  • Look at my Deck
  • Ship off my Shoulder
  • We all float on
  • Port Whine
  • Kiss my Aft
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
  • Take Your Shoes Off
[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Saw one on the way home today "Bow Movement"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I named mine Rhaego

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can you name

CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They're illegal in France,... frankly I find this sad... pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad…

That's too bad. Why were they declared illegal?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I guess you just can't get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

You'd have to ask @[email protected] why they are illegal in France.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't know why, I'd say it's likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it's written on 1 or 2 lines.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah we are in their comment thread

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have no idea, good question.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Thewofedoesntknow" I feel like that's all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Potoooooooo

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter's name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22' though

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Avast ye scallywag!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Michigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like millennials naming their wifi

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Should be "Wood Knot"...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They see me Sailing, and Baiting.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Periscopin' that they gon' catch me jibin' dirty

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As found in Boston:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Those are excellent. Can somebody explain "Fishizzle" to me ? it's the only one I don't get

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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