When you have a nice, fast car....and a million people all try to get in it at once, you're gonna have some issues. Once the wave passes, you'll all find this is a nice, speedy car.

The L makes more sense if you sound it out and remember Scotty is a Scottish.

it is slow because they have less server capacity then users want, you could switch to a smaller instance and then everything should be good to go

It is not always slow. The user growth is outpacing the infrastructure growth.

Weve been through this two times already in the last month. Time for another wave...