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learn to mind your own business (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by to c/shoplifting@slrpnk.net
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Image description: a two panel meme with a bearded man speaking.

Panel 1: "You wanna know what I do when I see people stealing food or baby formula?"

Panel 2: "Fucking nothing because I'm not a fucking asshole."

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[–] -2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Step 1: rob grocery stores while complaining about billionaires Step 2: blame anyone but yourself while complaining that you are in a food desert

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Whenever I rob a grocery store, I usually do not have time to complain about billionaires. Those things are implicitly understood by the folks around me who are blessed with average and above intelligence.

    I complain about billionaires afterwards on the Internet.

    Based on my statistical analysis, the take-home share of myself and my fellow robbers are too small to influence the investment decisions of large grocery chains. So no, I do not fault any of us for the predicament we are in.

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