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I heard it for Michael Jackson first (startrek.website)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Rod Stewart’s pumped stomach is unimpressed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I heard that one too!

Apparently he addressed it himself:

"I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's this one about?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Something about needing his stomach pumped because there was too much semen in it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

that's a lot of semen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I heard this but about Britney Spears

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Heard it for Gwen Stefani

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Heard it was Lil Kim

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Heard that was Marc Almond