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I heard it for Michael Jackson first (startrek.website)
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[–] 20 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Rod Stewart’s pumped stomach is unimpressed

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago*

    I heard that one too!

    Apparently he addressed it himself:

    "I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What's this one about?

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