I poked around a while and couldn't find anything, I see memes from y'all all the time and the progressive nature of Star Trek has got me. I wanna watch it.
This is what I usually recommend, too. Also I ususally say don't feel bad about skipping most of TNG Seasons 1&2 if it's not hooking you right away. Algernon_Asimov had a good guide at Daystrom ranking which episodes could be more or less skippable.