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So they're basically ocean punks? Hell yeah, we need to give a couple of them guitars and teach them to play three chords with their fins. The world needs an orca punk band right now.
Just put it in drop tuning so they can just smack the frets
They stopped wearing salmon as hats and started wrecking shit.
Well now that you mention it, if you place a salmon on your head in the right manner, it could look like a 'mohawk' hairstyle. These orcas are clearly punk as fuck.
It's the orca out here in the Salish Sea area who have the fashion sense.
They grew up. And so should you.
Make me.
woah they changed the frinkiac