But putting a cone on its hood should be a crime.

What a wild take. "Ah yes, we should be protecting capital at all costs."

A traffic cone is not damaging the property, or hurting anyone. It just damages their bottom line a little bit.

It's not even like the car is personal property, someone's only mode of transportation. And if it were, it wouldn't matter, because a human can just remove a cone.

I find it hilarious and unhinged that people will genuinely suggest that something as minor as placing a traffic cone on the hood of a robotaxi should be criminalized.