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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Who else had a hard time believing Geordi had found a woman actually willing to stick around and have two kids with him in Season 4 of Picard? Come on, Geordi actually having sex? With a woman?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Geordie had an incredible counsellor on board the ship, my head canon is that after many many sessions, Deanna said enough is enough and got a restraining order.
Geordie was a brilliant engineer even by Starfleet standards, so he kept his job

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Having not watched Picard, my head canon will be he maintained a relationship with Sonya, the nerdy Ensign who spilled her Hot Chocolate all over Picard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The first two seasons were so-so, but Season 3 was basically a TNG reunion complete with the Enterprise D, so it was lots of fun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Poor Sonya Gomez. She can grow to be the badass captain of an Obena-class cruiser and slated to go on first contact missions, but that's not how we remember her.

Spill cocoa on the captain of the flagship, though...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think there is a reference to a third kid who we don’t see on screen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why would it be hard to picture him having sex with a woman?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Geordi was not exactly lucky with the ladies.

Edit: Even LeVar Burton thinks so!

"I'd settle with him having a date with somebody he didn't invent on the Holodeck," Burton says. "If he could just have sex with a real person, I'd be so happy!"

https://comicbook.com/startrek/news/star-trek-the-next-generation-levar-burton-geordi-sex/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because he usually goes for either robots or ghosts

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also murder suspects whose diary he read