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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

crunchy peanut butter because otherwise your PB&J has a mushy consistency because everything is too smooth.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Crunchy peanut butter is literally just half made peanut butter. They haven't ground the peanuts all the way. I want my food to be fully prepared.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Do you like your steak well done?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

More like ground into a paste, extruded into a cylinder shape, and served as an ultra-processed puck of meat, bones, fat, and preservatives.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hey I like some crunch. But overall i don't eat peanut butter that much as it's full of sugar.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Natural peanut butter is just crushed peanuts, it doesn't have any sugar. The crap most people know is really only like 3/4 peanut, the rest is oil and sugar additives.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

True facts. Also, whole peanuts are even healthier than peanut butter, aside from the fact that I like crunch, that little bit less processed is why I like crunchy.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That's not been conclusively proven. This post brought to you by smooth gang

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

And the oil may not even be peanut oil

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Agreed. A product purporting to be "butter" should be not have chunks. It should be creamy and smooth. Crunchy is a job half done. Finally, someone who gets it.

Edit: If you like crunchy peanut spread, that's cool. But let's be real. It's not peanut butter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's been called that longer than you've been alive, good luck changing its name now....

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If you want to keep perpetrating that a product with butter in its name should be chunky, go for it. I won't stop you, but I won't join you. I will continue to enjoy both peanut butter and chunky peanut spread.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

In deeper parts of the food world we call this processing and it has a nasty habit of ending in cancer

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

then walmart's (the old 18oz jar) was hardly prepared at all. it was all nuts. it was glorious.

they recently cheapened the recipe and shrunk the jar down to 16oz, and now it's like every other crappy store brand.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Another chapter in Discoveries Through Inadequacy!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The oil separates from real peanut butter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I wonder what the correlation of crunchy peanut butter fans and pulpy orange juice fans is. I personally love both and refuse the alternatives.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

There's dozens of us.

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