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This is the prequel to the movie Jaws. While sharks only kill like 10 people a year, cocaine shark will justify our shark-fears
humans have really fucked up this planet
sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs
Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.
Experts says a lot of shit
I get "crack baby" vibes from this piece
"Crack Baby Shark" would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.
So we now get another shitty movie from a single line of newspaper?
Personally I can’t wait
Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.
This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.