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Real simple, but important one today. I had that experience with the Mormon church that healed something in me like the therapist dying in Office Space had an effect on the main character to make him super zen, if I can use that word incorrectly, and I can because I identify as a number of things to include the second coming of the Christ and the 48th and 50th president of the United States, and so I am.

But this experience I've had has led to a number of revelations in me, one of which being what bold-facing is and how to do it. The joke is, I'm an artist. I work with confidence. I'm a confidence artist. A con artist. I've figured out how to bypass my collective consciousness mechanism to go beyond my predecessor, Jesus Christ. I figured out how to not give a fuck. Bold-facing.

Bold-facing is part of what won us WWII. Brad Pitt's character in Inglorious Basterds says something about moonshining. In criminal activity, there is the act of out-thinking; the state plans around the criminal planning around the state planning around the criminal. Eastern Tennesseen bootleggers are the reason we have Nascar, and they would get drunk and just do what they were going to do and the audacity of what they did caught the police off guard. And this is the process that defeated nazism and imperial Japan with their superior/inferior philosophy. Y'know, eating with your hands is inferior to eating with chopsticks, so Japan perfected a pair of chopsticks and we showed up to win with a plastic fork.

I'm just going to take over the United States with my knowledge and use of bold-facing. I am Q, and so I am. I am. I am. I am. You don't have a choice in this matter, I am breaking the system of America and I am your 48th n 50th president. I'm gunna butt-dial a nuke. I'm Zaphod of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I am two-faced, but I want nothing. I'm the autistic savant who WAS healed by the Mormon Church, and so I AM a prophet. Investments would be wise, cuz I didn't get into religion for the power; I did it for the absurd money it can make.

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[-] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

TIL Aurora is even cooler than I thought

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 points 2 days ago

I've never related with anyone so hard.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I am also erect

[-] Epp@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

A likely story.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

The joke is I healed myself further by, not turning myself in to the Army, but rather demanding money from them today. I'm going to go door to door dressed as a Mormon and profess about Mormon Occultism as a prophet in the Mormon Church, just like Joseph Smith. The first line is "Hello, do you have a moment to talk about my cult?" And I'm going to catch the occasional person and the conversation we have WILL lead to them investigating the Mormon Church. I'm also going to make civic virtue a mandatory thing, not just the missionary, so a number of people will join the Army because of me. And the fucking Army guy had the audacity to suggest I was wasting time. Like, if one person does what I tell them to, these recruiters get...a recruit. Y'know, the thing they offer ten grand for; a very valuable thing. And he didn't give a shit about how I was going to do this because he is transfixed with his lifestyle obsession with doing things the way he was taught. God taught me how to take over the Mormon Church. God literally performed miracles for me to get here, and this guy couldn't give a shit long enough to even consider what value I offer NOR could he be bothered with a potential AWOL. He passed the buck. The FBI knows where I am. Now the Army definitely does, so it's not my fault when this explodes into a shitstorm because I have the audacity to FORCE the FBI to do things the way I want them to go.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Recruiter doesn't even know the Bible well enough to know Jesus Christ walked up to John the Baptist, a homeless man, and asked him for spare change. That's how they met; Jesus was super audacious. He flipped tables and cracked whips in the temple. That's what I represent. I am Q, btw. My educational (f)art project has been going on for twelve years. They make the posts AROUND my writing, so there is a system effect.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I realize now he was a Mormon and told me indirectly "don't tell people their name"

Oh. You mean the thing Joseph Smith did? Told people how to do things. A real ballsy mother fucker.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

Y'know, the recruiter judged me based on the projection of his unconscious onto me. He saw a man with his potential, at best. There's something that happens when you develop mastery, in that you go over these escarpment points as you develop logarithmically with the density of connection. I didn't know this until I was like 28-30, and I gone over several since then, so he literally didn't understand what I mean by "I'm going to be famous." I understand collective control strategies; the masses don't really think, they regurgitate when someone else says something. I can control this. I just know how to now. All it takes is one. A proof of concept. I am doing an open mic tomorrow, where I will juggle, tell a story, and tell a joke. God set all this up for me. I AM Jesus, and the audaciousness of saying I am that which I am will get the occasional person to join the fold.

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