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Welcome to the future (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 32 points 6 days ago

Business must be booming if theres enough budget in marketing for robotic dogs

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago

They're not as expensive as you'd think anymore. Yeah, real good one is a few grand, but you get into the mid 3 digit range and you can still get a pretty alright one.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

So then if they choose their spots right this could be a dangerous proposition. You might think theft risk, but if you didn’t and (without any badge) tried to steal it you’d find out there’s a guy on every street corner watching their dog.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

I've watched a disassembly video of the basic Unitree dog variant last year, which cost around 5000 $ then. Smart modular design btw.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"A secret black market... illegal substances... posing as a bakery on the corner of 5th avenue... this message will self-destruct in 15 seconds. Wowsers! I better get on this!"

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 6 days ago

"Apply now, at Cambridge Polymer labs!"

[-] homes@piefed.world 37 points 1 week ago
[-] yakko@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago

Should I be standing up for the drug mules whose job this thing stole? I hope they got to do nicer jobs instead.

[-] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 11 points 6 days ago

I wonder how long until DEA finds a robot with track wheels hauling a pallet of drugs through the desert.

this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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