If we're gonna pretend hunting is sport, you've gotta be prepared for the other team to show up and play.
He was hunting antelopes, not elephants at least. But I'm still glad the elephants showed up.
He had hunted elephants previously and had elephant trophies, so I have no sympathy for him.
so they remembered him
the elephant posse probably remembered him.
The was hunting yellow backed duiker which, A, are evidently insanely easy to hunt. So easy that you can evidently shine a light at it at night, walk right up to it, and club it to death.
They're a vital food source for a bit part of central Africa.
And 2, they're so heavily hunted that they're at serious risk of endangerment.
I said something in another post about there being a chance this was a genuine conversation effort, but after doing some reading; no. This guy is just an asshole. He got justifiably trampled by elephants doing something for fun that the people of central Africa do every day to feed themselves.
the elephants hunted the hunter.
If we're going to pretend it's a sport, let both sides be humans.
I mean, the guise we use for hunting is that it's for population control to properly conserve the environment. I suppose if you wanted to say there were some populations that needed controlling on environmental grounds, like billionaires or something, I might be amenable.
Whoopsies! There goes another one that we've hunted to extinction. 🤷🏻♂️
It's more like that hunting permit fees fund actual conservation efforts, not that there's really much of a legitimate conservation effect from the hunting itself. (Except maybe when it's an invasive species.)
Sure, I guess you could apply license fees for hunting permits on billionaires to conservation efforts if you insist.
When prey animals are "saved" from their natural predators, they tend to over reproduce and wreak havoc on their environment. Deer in North America is an example that needs to be controlled.
Is don't know to what extent though.
When prey animals are “saved” from their natural predators, they tend to over reproduce and wreak havoc on their environment.
Exactly...
When corrupt capitalists are "saved" from taxation, they tend to hoard wealth and wreck havoc on the economy. Drastically lowering not only everyone else's quality of life, but in many cases their physical health and well-being along with everyone they know and interact with
It's a classic trolly problem.
Track one: about 8,300,000,000 people
Track 2: 3,500 people that aimed the trolleybat track 1.
Would you turn the switch back so it saves 8.3 billion people, at the expense of of the less than 4 thousand people that put us in front of the trolley?
deer reproduce very fast, elephants take 22months to gestate a baby, big cats like wise. the forest elephant which is a different species is pretty at risk.
Billionaire hunting billionaires? The Victor gets the spoils? I'd watch that on Netflix. For free. While browsing.
Wish granted: millionaires now hunt us for sport.
I mean they already do that, at least if it were official it would give a legal way to get rid of them
I thought we were calling these "layoffs" and their less fun variant "attrition"?
you win the internet today
never thought I'd see the day
Should taxidermy him and give him to the Elephants. Based on the amount of "trophies" he had, it's what he would have wanted. To the victor go the spoils.
Just when you think the world is all injustice and pain, you get a feel good story like this one.
He died the same way he lived: like an asshole.
Thank you elephants!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Based elephants. Absolutely majestic animals.
And nothing of value was lost.
I will never not feel sadness towards the loss of life, if not just for the people around them that mourn.
But I can’t say much value was lost. Every child death in gaza had more potential to create value then whoever this was.
Good, happy for the elephants
Trample/Eat the Fucking Rich.
Like if you asked me to come up with an ancient African curse, I would have never come up with the phrase, "May you be crushed by the elephants you hunt"
I almost felt like I was crushing him a bit myself while reading that. Felt good.
Oh, what a shame. Anyways,
Shame it took so long.
Big gray leopards.
Hahaha
Good
Fate loves irony
More like elephants stepped on my face, am I right?
Lol
Yaaaaayyyyyy!!
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