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Damn, that's impressively small. Also bro's got some confidence, respect.
Aint got much dick, but dude has balls.
O'O
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Yeah if he is correct I wouldn't want to shout that out myself but congrats on him for bringing awareness to an issue that I'm sure many men's lives have been worse for. Not like we can control the size of any body part but it would make for difficult relationships. Yes I know size isn't everything but that's a bit different category of issue is all.
I think the full phrase is "size isn't everything, its how you use it" but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions.
I'm not sure he misses out on sexual relationships at all though. Strap ons are a thing, and can be very effective (ask a lesbian, or a trans man!) and there are LOTS of ways to have sex that don't involve the traditional act people tend to reduce it down to.
Also, disabled people also have sex. The idea that they don't is ableist AF.
Of course many do, but many also don't/can't - I can declare that as an objective fact. Ableism indeed.
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Ironic big dick energy.
Dick size horseshoe theory
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Unironic major example of how "[size] dick energy" is a really stupid, and inherently body-shaming, expression in the first place.
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Oh my fucking god raise taxes on the rich and end rent seeking. Peace be with my lil pp gang. The guardian what are you doing bb
The guardian what are you doing bb
Click-bait farming.
This dude was interviewed on British TV a while back. It was amazing how open about the whole thing he was.
He wanted to raise awareness because if he had sought medical help when he was young, the likelihood of medical intervention being successful is greatly increased.
He wants other people to go get help if they need it.
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Seeing the insane amount of giant pickup trucks Americans drive, this guy is just a waterdrop in a giant ocean.
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I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.
so, i guess it's nice for insecure people to see stuff like this?
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.
I'm convinced body dysmorphia is linked to a lack of some public nudity at beaches etc where you can see fat, short, flabby etc all on display and realize you're kinda normal, our only interaction with nudity is the body types seen in porn.
You do occasionally see flaccid cocks in media and IRL, but only from guys confident enough to show it in the first place, which skews public perception a fair bit.
I went to school with a girl who'd only ever seen erections drawn. To her first boyfriend, she said "is that it?" the first time she saw a boner. It was a perfectly average cock, but she'd been expecting something the size of a cucumber
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I live in an area of Germany where nudist beaches (FKK in Germany) are very popular, and it doesn't seem to help body dismorphia at all
Get nuder.
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TBF if I may: trans men have been doing lord's work on this issue for a while now
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for him."
World's smallest penis competition
Is going in the pool considered doping?
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Is this a subtle way of getting the rest of the epstein files released?
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I hope it makes some people feel less insecure.
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He also said using the bathroom can be difficult because “it goes everywhere and stuff like that”.
Just sit down, dude
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I never thought I'd say this, but I'm pretty sure this dude is lying about how small his dick is.
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Netanyahu would like a word
You just have to "Git Gud" at oral. They ladies won't really care if you can do that.
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Is this jimmy from mr beast
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How wide is it though
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.38 special baby, I bet that thing is electric
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It's a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.
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