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Girl dinner (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] higgsboson@piefed.social 49 points 3 months ago

Aka, "vegetarian gets dragged to a steakhouse."

Watch out, that looks like a Caesar salad, which has anchovies in the dressing.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 3 months ago

You can make or buy vegan/vegetarian dressings.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

Or just not add anchovies, they don't add that much to the taste anyway

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 18 points 3 months ago

Beg to differ, they add so much umami, you could probably do something with seaweed though

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sodium glutamate and aroma compositions are there to help!

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago
[-] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

Working in the food industry :)

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[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Most places are using bottled dressings shits just flavouring and thickeners.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I was shocked to realize that the cheesecake factory preps everything from scratch. They have a chef who just makes sauces and nothing else.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 45 points 3 months ago

Seems like where they meet you'd get warm salad and cool fries.

[-] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 17 points 3 months ago

Sometimes the rules have to be broken at the right time to create art

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Now THIS is pod racing 😎

Slightly wet fried with an odd taste of anchovies and oil.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

my one concern is that I wouldn't want a salad dressing touching my fries. especially since I tend to prefer a light vinagrette.

I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce. probably something starting with a thousand island base?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce.

Ranch.

[-] tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Blue cheese, too.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Am I wrong in saying ranch is the Swiss army knife of sauces?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

It's pretty versatile.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Caesar dressing would be a delight for fries. Really any creamy dressing

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[-] cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

This has nothing to do with the original concept/internet meme of "girl dinner", this is just salad and fries. Girl dinner is like... six olives and an entire sleeve of crackers with peanut butter directly out of the jar. Girl dinner is three slices of cheddar cheese, and an entire bag of baby carrots with hummus. If you have the emotional capacity to cook fries and mix a salad, that is not girl dinner, thats just dinner. This is capitalism using buzzwords without understanding what they're saying and I'm irrationally annoyed by this one in particular because I fucking love Girl Dinner.

That is all. Hope your next meal is delicious and fulfilling xoxo

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Thanks cokeslutgarbage!

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Thank you, this makes so much more sense.

I also love 'Girl Dinner', and I'm just a lazy guy.

I just tend to call it a mega-snack, and eat slightly different combos of snack foods than I guess the stereotypical (typical?) girl snack foods, but they still aim to hit the same spectrum of food groups and nutrients.

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[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I’m a girl, and personally I’d replace fries with wings, but then it becomes normal dinner. Life is hard.

[-] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

No no no, if it's still in the same glass it should still be valid

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I love this logic. Wings it is.

[-] ABCatMom@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Olay but what about half wings and half fries?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Whatever gets you going, I don’t kink shame.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 3 months ago

Does wanting this mean I'm a girl

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

No it means you're a cultured lady

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I can't tell if those are croutons or chicken nuggets

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Can I get shawarma poutine in a fancy glass as my girl dinner?

[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

People assign gender characteristics to the stupidest shit. lmao Like food items and their containers...

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Romance languages have awkwardly left the chat

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago

I gotta tell my wife that I'm a girl.

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[-] wieson@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

Just Dönerteller with less stuff

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 3 months ago

This is how you get cold sad soggy fries.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

As a girl, yeah i want that dinner

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Okay so make these zucchini fries and I am capital P there

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Ok, let me explain….

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So I'm a guy and that looks like a fine meal for a night of drinking to me.

The presentation in a comically oversized martini glass is perhaps a bit silly, but...

Yeah this just looks like a pre-game meal of champions to me, if you maybe swap out the croutons for something like breaded chicken nuggets or smaller breaded tenders.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 months ago

That's not how you do cheese fries.

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

Those fries look underdone.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Carbs and lettuce?

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