I masturbate in spite of you.
It's not easy, but somehow you managed to pull it off!
God damn, calm it down a bit. The nerves don't work if they're detached.
"I masturbate because of you, my blades a little sharper, I bite a little harder" you started an "in this moment" song
I'm masturbating with you, my friend.
false dichotomy
I'm masturbating for you.
Calm down, Anakin.
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this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2025
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