Make the prices also like 1995 and its a deal.
Meanwhile in 1995:
Curious about the context of that picture. Each newspaper is in a different language.
You can't stop me from transmitting data wirelessly... boots up dos to packet radio over cb radio like it's 1995
Go one step further: WiFi/4G/5G Jammer.
WiFi/4G/5G Jammer
Wi-Fi might be fine, but jamming cell signals can get you in big trouble (depending on your location, of course), and even if it doesn't, may well result in emergency services being disrupted.
... tee hee!
I used to live like a block away... from a guy who ran an illegal radio station... that was also within a mile of an airport.
hehehehhe
Unfortunately they don't even need wifi any more.
This mass zombification by screens has become a kind of pandemic. It's something we're gonna have to fix.
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