this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You might be safe what kind of Hondas are those, are they khitomer Accords?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Wow, this wordplay has layers.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good thing there's a neutral zone in between.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So there's a cloaked pickup flying a Romulan flag in the street?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

OP. It’s time to have a clear plastic flag with white for the Romulan empire made and placed at the edge of your property.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want to live in this neighborhood so badly. If anyone can get me into a rental in that neighborhood, I will fly the flag of Bajor!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You may be in a neighborhood like that already! You just need to be the first to fly the flag.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My nearest neighbor is a km/half a mile away, and she has no interest in star trek. The only flag she flies has MAGA on it :(

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ferengi at least follow rules, give me them or even the Borg before a bunch of Y’all Qaeda

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Weaponized ignorance. Nailed it.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

grins Dukatly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flags you say? What's your stance on statues of benevolent rulers?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No statues to the butcher of Bajor!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about the Hero of Canton? The man they call Jane?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Praise be Vera and his bunk!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The only problem with the Klingon flag is that when you first glance it from a distance, well...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

True story. Flew our Klingon flag... neighbors thought it was a nazi flag. Had to explain..."no, no, we are not Nazis (I'm actually Jewish). We are just really big geeks." Yeah...that was the last time we flew that one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It looks nothing like a swastika. Is it just because of the colors?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the colours and layout. If I didn't know it was a Klingon flag I would guess the middle symbol is fascist from context. It's clearly based on the nazi flag

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's an inverted Japanese flag with the Klingon logo in the middle.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yep. Our friends flew one for a 4th of July party and one of the party guests took them aside and explained what it looked like to a casual observer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I was just thinking that. If I didn't know what it was beforehand driving past it, I'd assume it was a Nazi swastika. Wonderful of that neighbor though. tlhIngan maH! taHjaj!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

And the UFP flag is giving globe emoji on first glance

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, down the street: "THE ROMULAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!"

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can't see it.

Crappy house down the street with the Camaro on cinder blocks and beer cans all over the lawn has a Cardassian flag.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The pushy evangelical church down the street has the Bajoran flag

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Prophets be with you, my child.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The minister seems nice and well meaning enough but…kinda creepy and you don’t want to be alone with her

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She's busy sleeping with the enemy at this point.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can't see it.

Well played

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I can’t tell how serious you are but I love the DS9 analogy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The actual Cardassian flag, or the Dukat one that says "Make Cardassia Strong Again"?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Glory to you, and your house.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Your neighbors probably: today is a good day to die.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the road the Neutral Zone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It would be if the neighbors hung the romulan empire flag.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This would obviously be where Jeffrey Combs lives.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That entire side of the street is his houses, they all look completely different and were built at different times but they're all very nice houses and people love them.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Huh, amatures. We didn't bother with the Klingon flag, we had the symbol put into our block paved drive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

When they really wish glory to you and your house. warf-wtf

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I had cool (uncool?) neighbors like that. Mine just never trim their encroaching hedges, and generally seem friendly but slightly ominous - like cardassians or romulans, come to think of it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They bring dishonor to their house.

Shields up Captain!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Gre'thor will be paved with your ashes!

*shoves Ferengi door-to-door salesman's head onto a pike

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

united federation of planets flag looks really cool :crush:

i want this in my room

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