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[-] [email protected] 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is my shower. It has 12 heads and consumes ten thousand gallons of deionized water per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to use this shower... for twelve seconds.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Oh my God who touched Sasha. WHO TOUCHED MY SHOWER!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Real talk tho, this probably has only about 5 minutes of hot water before your hot water tank is empty

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Tankless water heater baby. But lemme tell ya what it would BLOW to take a shower in that without power. A cold shower is rough enough without 11 extra heads blasting you.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

30 gallons per minute flow rate, house plumbing has to be upgraded to an 1 ½" mainline to support it lmfao

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Pioneers are not daunted by mere tech specs

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Of course. For nothing is impossible if you have enough money to throw at the problem.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Honey, we can't run the washing machine or wash our hands for a new minutes. The Jones' are showering again.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

And immediately illegal in the state of California lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Need a huge tank in the attic, I'm sure the structure can support tons of extra weight!

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

When I have a baby and it poops itself, it will be placed in the pressure wash room for sanitisation

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

In our house that’s the dishwasher.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Nah, you only try that once - too many bruises.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Not to mention smashed plates.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Honestly, at least for us just taking the baby with us into the shower was much easier and more relaxing than bathing it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I would be so afraid of dropping the soapy baby

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Until we knew how to hold it well we'd only enter the showers together and one would hold the child while the other one would wash it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My daughter loved it when we held her with her scalp just under the shower. She would keep pushing backwards in my arms until I got it just right

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Imagine being short and getting waterboarded every time you wanna shower. Good times

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

laughs in water-included-in-rent

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Laughs as rent goes up to compensate for water usage

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

For those who want a bathing experience that feels like a decontamination after an industrial accident.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Only if the bottom is a turntable so I can spin.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Enjoy getting sprayed in the face

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Lots of water/energy wastage, if they do not have an efficient water recycling system tho

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I wonder though, if this could get you clean in 30-60 seconds how much water usage would it be compared to a regular shower. Bonus efficiency if it can spray soap instead of applying it manually.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I wonder if it's like a dish washer or clothes washer and just has a certain amount of water it uses per shower and it recycles that water back onto you the whole time

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For the person who always complains that there isn't enough pressure or coverage in their shower.......

too tall, cleanest torso ever. too short, we hardly knew thee, sorry about the water boarding (as mentioned earlier by @PatFussy).

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Ooooh I'd love to see a diagram of the plumbing.... maybe two, idea and actual haha

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Seems annoying if you're trying not to get your hair wet. Or imagine if you had to use a shower chair lmao.

The superior shower configuration is just the humble detachable handheld showerhead. Put the water right where you need it.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Human pressure washing chamber. I bet that shower head starts spinning too haha

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I tried a shower once with those jets coming from the sides. Tickled like crazy and I had to turn them off.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

California is coming to arrest you!

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