this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

According to local sources throughout the nation, once the knife-wielding doctors have successfully swapped every teen’s gender, they probably have plans to go around swapping them all back again.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We’re told these savage physicians are sharpening their scalpels as we speak

Poetry

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to say "savage sawbones"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Having physicians there is what makes it special though. If the writer only used all s starting words it would have been cheesy. Having a word in there that doesn't start with an s but phonetically is sounded with a hard s in it is the genius of it.

I'm so glad the onion has it's mojo back.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As one of those doctors it's like being a zombie. I used to be a good little cissy until an evil transer doctor changed my sex. Now I am also a doctor and feel the undeniable urge to change people's sexes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's a vicious cycle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

zombie

Traaaaaaaaaaaaanssssss

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Many such cases