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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Writing prompt: Wishing on a shooting star is real, but every wish you make causes the "shooting star" to leave a crater somewhere on Earth. The bigger the wish, the bigger the crater.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

“I wish this shooting star didn’t leave a crater”

Checkmate atheists.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's just asking for a large near-c rock. Can't leave a crater if there's nothing remaining at all.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

At that size is it really a shooting star? I suppose technically it is (a meteor) but it would take up half the sky for the split second you could see it before dying in hell fire.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

aliens decide to shoot a literal star at earth

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It could just be the Centauri and their thrice damned mass drivers again.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do we need to split hairs on money's paw wish fulfillment?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Since this is a pretty big wish, the crater would be larger than earth. Checkmate dinosaurs

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well done, you've created a wish paradox! Now we are all equally blessed and fucked.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But there, shooting stars are more like not-so-pretty surprise bombs. Get an atmosphere douchebags.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It's so weird how AI content can have this "look" to it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

not that weird, every low effort meme uses the default settings of the most popular free image generator

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

the background it likely ai generated anyways

(i took the meme off some discord channel, so i dont know how its made)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Won't somebody think of the trout population?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Have your trout spayed or neutered?

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