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Pls help, President Xi stole my lunch 😡 (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It was lunchtime and I was about to enjoy the mayonnaise sandwich that Mama had packed for me (plain white bread, I'm not a savage) but when I opened up my lunchbox there was only a tiny President Xi inside and no sandwich. I started crying and asking him what he did with my food but all he did was laugh and Fortnite dance at me

Help pls what do?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

stalin-spoon coming-to-xi-you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

In light of this blatant defying of the rules-based international order, I am now compelled to call for a strong and immediate NATO intervention to maintain the peace

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Tiny Xi Fortnite .gif

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So if we got Tiny Xi, does that mean Huge Xi is a possibility? Maybe like a Xi gundam or a giant Xi monster with lasers to can single-handedly destroy capitalism.