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[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (3 children)

So then why don't they bet on it and make tons of cash?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because there's a chance trump and the good guys can defeat the forces of evil and un-rig the SuperBowl

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

But only if you send them a cheque for your entire life savings

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

What, and take time out of their busy outrage schedule?