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[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe trump wants the prize for himself. And to be fair there is no contest between the two as to which is funnier.

I think it would be a fun hobby for trump to just start appropriating all kinds of prizes. In all areas of life. Maralogo should be full top to bottom with trophies, plaques, ribbons. Who won the Indiana 2026 state tetris championship? DJT of course. And the prize for best homemade jam (stonefruit category) in Tuscon for 2026 goes to... DJT.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Who won the Indiana 2026 state tetris championship?

Nobody knows shapes - especially moving shapes - better than Trump. That's why I won the award for the... um... moving shapes video game tet thing. And I won in every state because omnipotrump. Best word. Every video game award is mine.

best homemade jam (stonefruit category) in Tuscon for 2026

No jam because of bad toast event. But - important - remember - every American award is Trump from now on. Or it will bad - very, very bad - for you. My ballroom will have a multi-floor basement awards room. Like a super warehouse. Needs to be filled.

[-] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Guinness World Records' main business now is inventing new, very specific records for corporate and government PR stunts

this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2026
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