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doi: 10.1037//0021-843x.105.3.440

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[-] [email protected] 113 points 1 month ago

Homophobes: resist those evil urges, don't give it to the gay sex, you can do it just say no...

The rest of us: uh, who's gonna tell them

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

If you're scared enough, even wiping your ass is gay.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago

That's outright disgusting.

If you need to regularly scratch your anus, go see a doctor.

Also, even if you do need to scratch your anus, why wouldn't you be able to eat with your hands? SURELY you sanitize them properly RIGHT? RIGHT?!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eat with the right, touch anus with the left and always wash hands before you eat. Developed cultures have done this for ages. And they have clean bumholes because they wash instead of only smearing with toilet paper. That shit is disgusting.

Washing can also help against the itchiness. As well as non-synthetic underwear. If those don't help, do indeed see a doctor.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

If you need to regularly scratch your anus, you probably have parasites. That's one of the prime ways for some species of parasites (roundworms, I think?, probably tapeworms too?) to spread.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If you have a tenia, you are never alone.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

People who think like this don't wash their hands after going to the toilet, so of course it's disgusting for them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If you need to regularly scratch your anus get a bidet and some ivermectin

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh I didn't realise COVID made your anus itchy! Is it a new variant? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Edits for spelling cos I can't apparently.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Has this man never eaten a sandwich? Pizza? French Fries? Tacos? What is this nonsense?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Eating food with your hands is unsanitary?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He really posted about his itchy anus on twitter?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is fake right. Please tell me this is fake

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Personally I think he should have to explain for once.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Homophobes: "We can't legalize gay marriage! The birth rate would collapse! If men could marry men, then what reasonable man would ever choose to marry a disgusting, weak, woman over a strong, virile, muscular, sweaty, musky, oily, maaaannnnnn..."

The rest of us: Dude. Bro. Dude.

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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