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[–] [email protected] 170 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

JFK to LAX, any % of passengers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

By any % of passengers, You mean seats filled, or do You mean arrive with a different amount that You took off with?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Used to lead big hikes. We had an "80% return rate is good". Partial bodies counted.

Yes, this was a joke for attendees.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

If it was any% of plane, there are some creative launching strategies we could explore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 18 hours ago

Boeing has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Does the run end when you touch the ground, or do you have to actually make it to the gate?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

With the new gateless skip it's basically the same exact time. You clip right into the gate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Guys, I think I know what happened to that plane in SK...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Literally just gun it towards the landing strip at full speed to save one framerule