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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Also Linux: zombies, orphans

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile docker compose: --remove-orphans

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Don't forget fork!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Just make sure you don't panic()

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

This is my favorite. I did php early in my career and for years I would have to Google " equivalent explode/implode" because it was so memorable

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Filthy barbaric PHP developers. It's Split() and Join().

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I loved explode back when I frequently used PHP

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I love die()! but PHP has exit(), too, and it does the same thing

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

C++ is actually std::exit(), exit() is C.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Friends explained that to me, yeah. Oh well

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Well I didn’t wake up today expecting to watch a video about task manager, but here I am.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Now watching the Pinball video before going to bed.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

php, the Dark Souls of the programming languages

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I heard the sound when I read this

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I have never used System.exit() or sys.exit(). What is a use case where you would call these explicitly?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For example if you want to set an explicit exit code. Calling python scripts will usually result in an exit code 0 after the script is run. If you want to set a different exit code for example 1 to indicate some error occured you can do that via sys.exit(1).

Same thing applies to other languages of course.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Applications where you aren't using some sort of framework. Usually MVC or other frameworks would handle this or are designed to continuously run.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Perl is funnier, as these are valid ways of exiting with an exception:

readFile() or die;

die unless $a > $b;

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

exit()-ing your step-sys already seems pretty explicit...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Libdbus: Trying to remove a child that doesn't believe we're it's parent.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

PHP is so bad even PHP wants to die().

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: there's a shorter way to throw a NullPointerException:

throw null;

Because throw throws a NPE if the parameter is null

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