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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Tbf, these spellings make more sense than the actual spelling. How tf is Lasagna pronounced lasanya? Fuck you romance languages.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bold of an English speaker to accuse any other language of unpredictable spelling...

Funnily, Italian is almost completely phonemic, meaning it's trivial to both spell and read words if you know the rules. English can only dream of that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an Italian, it took me a while to understand things like spelling competitions in American movies...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As a Hungarian, me too. We spell everything exactly as we write it.

Edit: the reply is right, of course we pronounce everything as we write it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

But do you pronounce everything as you speak it? /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I, uh... um, yeah. I would hope that you do. (I assume you mean you spell exactly as you speak lol)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Right. 'Lasagna' in particular is spelt exactly like it's pronounced in Italian.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My dad used to say ghoti is pronounced fish.

GH as in rough

O as in women

TI as in ration

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

... Or it's completely silent. Like, the whole word.

GH as in although

O as in people

T as in ballet

I as in business

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Personally, I think it's really entertaining to say la-sag-na and see who cringes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ask the English speakers who imported words like lasagna and baguette without changing the spelling to lasanya or baget.

Worst of all, sometimes they change the spelling but only to remove the diacritics that tell you how it's supposed to be pronounced

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

PizSUH - SUH. LaZAnyuhZAnyuhZA.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I loves me some champaggin with my lesayna

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago