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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am Groot
I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I am groot

Say what again motherfucker I dare you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am groot

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Roses are red.

You keep what you kill.

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn’t know cause I ain’t eating the filthy mother fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

“So kiss me goodbyeeeeee”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am Groot

Where is my suit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Flows better with "super suit"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And "Honey,"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roses are red.

I am Groot.

Honey, where is

my super suit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Roses are red.

I don’t have friends, I have family.

Did you see Deep Blue Sea? A fucking shark ate me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Indeed

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

roses are red,

marvel pixar

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Roses are red Disney Disney

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am Groot, where is my super suit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Roses are red Groot is neat His suit too big For his got dam feet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Roses are red,
I belong to the floran realm,
I'm in a desperate need for my concealing attire damn

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