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Alt text3 panel comic. In the first panel, text on a blank background: "Guys, ass or boobs?". In the second panel, two unphased-looking men answer, one with his arm over the other's elbow: "Guys", "Ass". A voice coming from offscreen says "Personality!". In the third panel, the men look at the woman who said this, who we can see. She looks at them with a U-shaped smile. She is wearing a cap with "I ❤️ BOOBS" and a shirt with "#1 BOOB ❤️"

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Ok yeah I'm the girl on the right lol

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is when a colon is useful

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

As in when you say guys? :3

[-] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

feet + personality

[-] Translucide@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

I need more boobs in my life. I mean both me and my future partner.s

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 46 points 2 days ago

Love the missing Oxford Comma, implying ass and boobs are effectively one and the same option.

no, it''s phrased as the question "ass or boobs" being asked to to "guys"

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I thought so at first too, but then realised that "ass or boobs" being both predominantly female traits, excludes people who prefer guys, so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question

so it might genuinely be just a more inclusive form of the classic question

no, if this is what is meant then there is a grammatical error: "guys, tits, or ass?" would mean that, but "guys, tits or ass?" grammatically would mean, as i said, the question “ass or boobs” being asked to to “guys”.

oxford comma

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

It's a really good joke all around because the original sentence would be read as "asking all guys:" but the first response you read subverts that leading to the missing Oxford comma

10/10 would chuckle again

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Boobs? You mean front butts?

[-] Slein4273@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

I have no idea about english grammar anymore but i read it as guys, (and) ass or boobs

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 34 points 2 days ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago
[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

Knee and toe , knee and toe

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 20 points 2 days ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

i won't tell you which one

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago

All right, then. Keep your secrets.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Love some good weenus

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago

so like - personality and boob come bundled?....

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

no. They're lying.

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

the first one chose guys

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Chloe!!!! <3 heyhi dear Chloe 🥕 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

hiiiiiii mariaaaa!!!!! ^w^ ^w^ 🧡

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

hmmmm chloé 🥕say, are u more of a coffee- or tea kinda person?

(ive been "getting into" tea recently >v< )

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

tbh i don’t drink either 😅

uuh, I guess im more of a juice person? :3

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

oh.......,.. but juice is sugary stuff.,.... imean, yea..... i get it......

what do u drink besides sugary kinda drinks?...

[-] Slein4273@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All three?

Edit: all four!

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

curvy femboy? hell yeah

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