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Roleplay is serious business (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 66 points 4 months ago

Mate, that is clearly an emu.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 4 months ago

Ostrich.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

DM: Delmorri, what do you want to do?

Delmorri: hissing noises

DM: For the love of god, Delmorri. Can you drop character for one second to explain your actions in English please?

Delmorri: pokes the Naga player and hisses some more

Naga player: sigh. He says he wants to seduce the bar wench.

DM: deep breath. Okay... roll with disadvantage.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Roleplay issss ssssserioussss busssssinesssssssss...

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 months ago

Yea, there is alcohol involved here.

[-] danhab99@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago

Well let's just be grateful that he put up his hand

[-] TomArrr@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Perhaps it was clearly stated that the snake had 2 eyes?

[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Lad's about to go on a shopping adventure for breakfast peans

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Oh, this one's homogenised!

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

The bare, rather worn wall and the full laundry basket also show where the focus lies ... on the important things in life!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

Correction, that is a laundry tub

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

El Black Mamba!

[-] Angelevo@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago

This is hilarious xD

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you were roleplaying an Indian would you start bobbing your head too? This is just ophidiophoboia.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Me as the druid right before the wildshape: honey you need a cuddle

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