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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

Every day we stray further from jod

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

how do you pronounce God, goo, grey, great, good, gun, gumption, goofy

plus jif is peanut butter

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

While I agree with you on how it should be pronounced, not a good argument. Giraffe.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Gift without the t, I always say

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Giant, geode, gel, george, gerbil. Just sayin'.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

*Gust sayin'.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I agree with you but I have a simpler argument, which is the mere fact that this exists: https://fileinfo.com/extension/jif

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

u choose all these unrelated words when theres GIFt

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Jraphics Interchange Format

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

If you pronounce it jif, you are 100% wrong no matter who you are.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Yiff obviously

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

gif. With a hard g, because there is also .jiff and you could not distinguish otherwise.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

The fact that this conversation exists is proof that the word is intuitively pronounced with a hard G.

The only reason to pronounce it like a J if because the creator liked it - and the reason he liked it was literally because of the (copyright-infringing) similarity to the peanut butter.

He made a huge contribution to the Internet by creating the format, and he deserves it gratitude. Mispronouncing gif is not the best approach to that.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I don't think there's any real argument here. So I turned this into a meme.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I hate this argument so I'm going tip start pronouncing it like the Dutch G or the Spanish J and you won't be able to tell which it is because I speak neither language.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Like a sane person. Why do you ask?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

It's not jraphics interchange format

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

neither do divers use "self contained OOnderwater breathing apparatus", usually written as SCUBA.

Nor do we say jPHeg files.

Nor "north AYYtlantic treaty OHHrganization"

or "light AYYmplification by stimulated emnssion of radiation"

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

New one I just became aware of:

How does everyone say SQL?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

I go back and forth between "Ess Cue Ell", "Sequel", and "You Fucking Whore"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

This is what we do at work.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

My dad has used SQL forever and calls it "Sequel."

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Depends on the context

MySQL: my es que el

SQL Server: sequel Server

PostgreSQL: Postgress

or by itself just es que el

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It's an initialisation, not an acronym, so it's only:

Ess-queue-ell.

Surely anything else is madness

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Ess-Cue-Elle

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I call it sequel but I've heard squirrel and squeal.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I pronounce it 'yiff'.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

With a hard "guh" sound, because that's what I grew up with.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Jpeg should be pronounced gaypeg whenever someone else chooses to pronounce gif as jif. Change my mind.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

heef, spanish style

Death to America

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This stupid fucking argument is proof humans will never achieve world peace

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Imagine talking in a language where people cant decide how words are pronounced

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Gif. Obviously.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Or you can pronounce it "heef" as in Spanish, just saying

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

"Choosy developers choose gif."

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Yes, that's why we pronounce JPEG as Jay-Pheg.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

G like the g in beige, with a long I. "Zhaif"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Nobody mentions the people who pronounce it G-I-F

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

xif, to be inclusive

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