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Something juicy. Something you wouldn’t admit to irl but you’re willing to divulge behind the safety of a keyboard

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[-] a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When I was meeting my girlfriend (now wife’s) friends for the first time I went to go pee in the washroom, and my pee did that thing when it shoots out in 5 different directions. Got some on my pants. Luckily I spilled some coffee on my pants earlier that say (I know, rough say) so I just let them think it was that.

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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