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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Mobilize the Vatican forces immediately.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

"Yes my children we're here to save you..."

"Hooray! It's the catholic church!"

"FROM YOURSELVES!!!"

"Oh no, it's the catholic church."

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

BUT WHY WAS HE A FUCKING CYBORG!?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

That was fucking unexpected.

[-] gramie@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

From what I understand, no one fucks with the [Swiss Guards](Swiss Guard - Wikipedia https://share.google/5fRPr5bS1TEYL0UVh) at the Vatican. They are very highly trained soldiers, albeit dressed in silly costumes when in view of the tourists.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

A handful? The system is rotten. That's more than a handful.

[-] Toz@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Excommunicate his ass I dare you

[-] rangber@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yasss, pop off king 👑!

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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