Mobilize the Vatican forces immediately.
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Pope Leo says world ‘being ravaged by handful of tyrants’ after Trump attacks
(www.independent.co.uk)
"Yes my children we're here to save you..."
"Hooray! It's the catholic church!"
"FROM YOURSELVES!!!"
"Oh no, it's the catholic church."
BUT WHY WAS HE A FUCKING CYBORG!?

That was fucking unexpected.
From what I understand, no one fucks with the [Swiss Guards](Swiss Guard - Wikipedia https://share.google/5fRPr5bS1TEYL0UVh) at the Vatican. They are very highly trained soldiers, albeit dressed in silly costumes when in view of the tourists.

A handful? The system is rotten. That's more than a handful.
Excommunicate his ass I dare you
Yasss, pop off king 👑!
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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