What WW3 means for investors
"...you'll be dead, just like everyone else, and no amount of stonks will prevent this. And if you do manage to survive somehow, the EMPs from the nukes will destroy everything keeping track of your imaginary money anyway."
Wow, that was an easy article
Buy bottled water now on the cheap, fresh nonradioactive potable water is going to be worth it's weight in gold.
Jokes on you, I have this super-special water purification chip that works all the time! I'll just put it in this Vault to be safe and useful for later!
Cannot wait to crack open the Rich People Loot Piñata’s when the Water Wars start
Sadly you're more likely to get a dozen vintage muscle cars than food + water, but they will be dumb enough to have a god damn arsenal of weapons.
This is what Adults In The Room that Make The Hard Decisions and Get Shit Done will do to the planet and life itself if nothing stops them. 
Believe it or not, "It's a Mistake" by Men At Work? The "it's a mistake" is actually referring to your poor investment decisions. You gotta get on that sigma male world war stonk market grindset, bro.
Whoever has the most money when they die, wins.
I've got a post ww3 bit idea. While our organs are melting from the fallout, we find the author of this article and tell him that he gave bad advice in this article and all our investments went up in smoke. Delivered with flat affect, and punctuated with "thanks for nothing, jackass", while you bleed from every orfice on your face.
Put that pure distilled dystopia in my vanes!
It's the dunk tank.
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