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A mystery (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] TTimo@lemmy.today 123 points 2 months ago

She's a keeper.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 82 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, that's a good marriage.

This old hen approves!

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago

I'm using Tasker so that it automatically reads messages out loud when I'm driving.

Sometimes I forget to shut it off.

I've had moments because of the Mrs.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 29 points 2 months ago

For better or worse, right? Keeper.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago
[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

🎶 What if I bake you a coconut cake?
With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?
What if I threw your car keys in the lake?

What if I took you to the edge?
What if I pushed you off a ledge?
What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?

Would you still love me? 🎶

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Hahaha,

But then I realized do not disturb exists…

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

Wow, he dodged a bullet here!

this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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