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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Plus, ya know, he was rich. It helps to live a carefree life.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You don't need to be a vampire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

How long can you maintain a castle with 91mil? Heard the upkeep is forced and expensive since they are basically historical sites.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I usually just fake a phone call, but yes, that is objectively cooler.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How does that work? Like, do you murmur a ring tone first?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No one uses ringtones anymore. You just have to get good at making the buzzing sound.