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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (7 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/jedi/comments/17g5gzu/update_joe_biden_jedi/

I (32M) am a researcher in international development, and made a post last week about Joe Biden being a Jedi, and unfortunately I dont think a lot of people agreed. However this is okay. Academic disagreement is really important to having a lively debate about Global (Galactic) Politics.

I also have a change of heart. Much like Ben Kenobi, I have a mentor. Professor Ballard and I had a lively discussion on this topic. Continuing with the aid (force) debate, I think that we can look at it like lightside (aid to Israel from the Global Elite (Jedi Council)) and darkside (aid to Hamas from the Dark forces(Witches of Dathomir)). This analytical framework has a lot of explanatory power, and really aids in constructing a foundation for understanding Regional Politics.

Even though Joe Biden is a "Catholic", I know he supports Judaism (Jediism) in the Middle East (Tatooine). When Air Force One (Warp Speed) landed in Tel Aviv (Alderaan), I really thought there was a new hope for a different ending for Israel than there was for Alderaan. If we flip the theoretical framework around, we may see that the structural threats to Israel have similar plans for Alderaan as Abu Obaida of the Al-Qassam Brigade (Darth Vader and Stormtroopers), even though they are Muslims, unlike Vader who is a Sith.

What do you guys think? It is important to understand our world through the lenses of theory. In this case, Star Wars.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

We've got a poster here folks che-smile

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

aid to Hamas from the Dark forces(Witches of Dathomir)

michael-laugh i am fucking sent

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

oh man, I was worried this was real, but i feel safe knowing this is shitposting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

from the Dark forces

unbelieveable that dark forces isn't the star wars reference

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

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