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[-] timewarp@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yes. They should have a party in the straight on their yachts. Just connect them altogether as part of one giant round tip followed by a smaller group connected by lesser billionaires. We'll call it the butt plug of Hormuz. Once that gets pulled out of there can you imagine how much better traffic will flow.

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